Benjamin Madrid is a comedian. Sometimes he also writes, and sometimes he acts. He loves his three children, his girlfriend and coffee. If you meet him please feel free to say incredibly personal and inappropriate things, he prefers it. Benjamin is extroverted only for show, and would much rather be alone than in a crowd unless he is on the stage (alone). If no one read what he wrote nor watched him act or perform comedy he would most likely not do them. Benjamin's art requires a crowd, not because he needs approval, but because he wants his art to have meaning for more than just himself. He wants love in all the wrong places, and according to his ten year old daughter he is 'A Pirate with a Good Heart'. Note: Benjamin knows little about fashion, and often shrinks his clothes until they are unwearable. Favorite Lyric: 'I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics...and his hair was perfect'. - Warren Zevon.